The things they would never say! Part 2.

"That Squid bloke knows eff all about these bikes." Wide eyed Org newbie.

"Joe my luv, what a surprise..nice of you to turn up." El Boc to GYKD at Norf/Sarf thingy.

"A top box? Oh no thanks I couldn't manage another one." Jonboy

[Biker Biggles]

I thought I'd get a car.-----Rictus.


I thought I'd get a bike.----Akbar


I thought I'd get a life.----Hussien

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

"I hope no-one ever susses out that my name is Derek and I work in a book shop in Barnsley." Filipe.

oops...

Originally Posted by UlsterSV

"Northern Ireland."

phillipmac.

Honoured for the mention. Have I talked about the north a lot?
Huh.

Sir Henry's Cat too even. Jeepers.
Right.
Em.



"I have no idea."
Lynw.

"To be honest, I just cant wait to see the back of it."
Northwind, on his SV.

"Another round mate?"
Jelster to Akbar.

"To integrate one over a quadratic we use the tan substitution, but to do that we first need to get the quadratic into the form b(x+a)2+1. To do that we must complete the square as discussed in an earlier section."
Razor.

"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.

"Sort of pull on sticking out metal rod thingy, if it comes off just hammer back on. Dont worry if its a bit tight. Just hit it a good slap with a sledge."
Sid Squid.

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."
TimWilky, undisclosed east london karaoke bar.

"Bloody greeat. Where's me blinking pasties. Workin' down't pit till 6, staaarvin, and now I need to take a massive Mersey trout leke."
Fizz.

"Lets talk about you" GYKD

[Sid Squid]

Originally Posted by philipMac

"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.

Now that's funny. (Sorry Ulster).

"Today pipex called and resolved my dispute with them to my full satisfaction." Marko

"Sod the B and B Joe, you slide in this sleeping bag with me." Quiff.

"Of course anyone can step off a Blade and total an SV." Jelster.

"How do I admit on the forum that buying this Ducati was one big mistake?"

"I need a hero" Scoobs sings in to a mirror and poses as he dons his bike gear.

"Honda Hornet.....ah, the connoisseur's IL4" - Sid Squid

"I think my can might be a tad too loud?" - Anna

"Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so" - Razor

"Actually, I can kinda see what Satanists are on about" - PH

"Hi everybody, let me tell you about this great can/hugger/crash bungs/tail tidy/etc that I just picked and fitted, all by my self" - Any newbie

"OK, this is the last time I change my avatar, honest" - TSM and Razor

"I got this really long splinter, about 2mm, in my finger today. Well, I call the ambulance to take me to A&E, but they let me go home after about 6 hours. I'm all bandaged up and resting now. Thing is, I really don't think I'm going to be fit enough to make AR06 in four weeks time. Sorry."

- Rictus01