Bike Gender

My bike is asexual...named the 'evil raspberry'

No thanks I've dug myself in a deep enough hole already

[Lissa]

Originally Posted by northwind

I suppose mine's a male... I occasionally talk to my bikes as if they were dogs or horses- "Good lad", "Good boy"... And it's always boy, not girl, so there you go. I've also been known to pat them on the tanks.

Before anyone starts, talking to bikes as if they were dogs makes no les sense than talking to dogs as if they were people, and we all do that.

I talk to ours all the time when I'm cleaning him. I've also been known to give him a kiss on the nose cone and say, 'Thank you Baby', after a particularly great day out.

Your bike has a better sex life then me

[Lissa]

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

Your bike has a better sex life then me

I've always said, if I could get the bike upstairs, Pete would be sleeping in the spare room

How woman's opinions differ. My wife says I should go and sleep in the garage with my bike

I call my bike bill, as in bill the bike, so i guess it must be male. Not that i like the idea of riding a male though
Wife laffed at me today cos we passed a group of guys out on their bikes and i got all excited and yelled - look at all those Bills.

Originally Posted by need2ride

Im glad Im not the only one who pats my bike on the tank (must be years of horse riding, old habits die hard!)

Must be a curvy thing then

100% Female... Why would I wanna ride a bloke

Female.

Like others have said it sounds really dodgy if you say "I had a good long ride on him today"