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30-10-12, 11:32 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Four words you never want to hear right after losing your virginity
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30-10-12, 11:35 AM
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Breaking News - Football
Howard Webb is to lose his place in the Man Utd squad to Mark Clattenburg. |
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31-10-12, 12:11 PM
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Got my Hallowe`en Fancy dress ready for tonight , it`s a shellsuit , a blonde wig and a cigar .......... that should keep the kids away from the door
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The Dentist...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and thenwashes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says: "Yes .... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing yourhands." One thing leads to another and they make love. After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies:.. "Didn't feel a thing." |
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03-11-12, 01:16 AM
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If we made soldiers' body armour out of copies of the Qu'ran, the Taliban would be ****ed.
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03-11-12, 08:35 AM
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"Babe, is it in yet?"
"Sort of" "Hang on, I'll push a bit harder. Is it in now?" "Nearly." "Does it hurt?" "Yeah, it hurts a fair bit." "Okay then, it's probably best that you try a bigger shoe."
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03-11-12, 08:38 AM
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Apparently, today is "National Text Your Ex Day"
I doubt you can even get reception at the bottom of a lake.
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