Your daftest low speed crash?

Originally Posted by tigersaw

Back in the 70's we used to ride to Matlock Bath Sunday mornings on our peds, clowning around all the way.
Full marks for best all time crash went to one of our party, who, whilst trying to swallow the last of his sherbert fountain, tilted his head right back, squeezed a bit too hard, covered his visor with white sherbert, lost control and rode through the front door of a phone box.

Phone boxes hurt, I hit one on the ex's KE100 just after I'd rebuilt it following my pub front door mega-incident.

Daftest for me was 6 years ago - a few weeks after doing my CBT, took my lovely new honda CG out for a spin, it was the 1st time I'd been out on it, and my only previous riding experience was the CBT 3 weeks earlier. So I wasn't really up to speed on the bikes handling.
Anywaay, I got out of the estate, down the road, and round a corner - where i lost control of the bike and ploughed it into the side of a parked police car!
Thankfully the officer was understanding and I just got away with a producer!