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Old 02-06-09, 10:44 AM   #61
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naked extreme ironing. burnt my willy

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Old 02-06-09, 10:45 AM   #62
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Free diving on a coral reef with what I believe was a baby tiger shark. Couldn't be sure as both of us turned the other way and swam for our lives.

Edit: Doh! Beaten to it.

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Old 02-06-09, 10:50 AM   #63
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the most pathetic excuse: 8 of us walking out of an chinese restaurant on the hardy bikers rideout just moments after they'd sorted us a table. Reason: too bloody expensive. Excuse: "We'll pop back in a bit"...

then we all ran away.

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Old 02-06-09, 10:50 AM   #64
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'Erm, a badger chased me ' (the most pathetic part was it was true!)

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Old 02-06-09, 10:51 AM   #65
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the most pathetic excuse: 8 of us walking out of an chinese restaurant on the hardy bikers rideout just moments after they'd sorted us a table. Reason: too bloody expensive. Excuse: "We'll pop back in a bit"...

then we all ran away.

How tall do you think I am?
Oh yeah I did feel quite pathetic at that point didn't help that someone at the back shouted something like 'no we won't!'
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Old 02-06-09, 10:51 AM   #66
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naked extreme ironing. burnt my willy

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Free diving on a coral reef with what I believe was a baby tiger shark. Couldn't be sure as both of us turned the other way and swam for our lives.

Edit: Doh! Beaten to it.

Depends on the context Mr. D.

What's the most pathetic excuse you ever used?
Me when claiming warranty on my exhaust "You cant take my exhaust away i need it my bike is my only transport"

Shop " so you do ride it every day"

Me "umm no"

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Old 02-06-09, 12:06 PM   #67
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Shant! Oh Ok then, but only because I was following orders!

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Old 02-06-09, 12:12 PM   #68
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Find a cure for some major desease.

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Old 02-06-09, 12:13 PM   #69
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the torque


why does everyone keep trying to tell me what happened on last weeks apprentice/motoGP on sunday?
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the noise

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