Knobblies

[Shellywoozle]

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Harsh but fair, but well suited to someone of your advancing years, I'd say

ROFL is that an offer.... if so lovely done ! Makes a girl go wobbly at the knees.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

I call foul.

Mods, this is blatant plagiarism, arrest this woman.

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

ahhhh now I get it.. nowi see the relativity to the original post re boobies.. and the verbatim OP..

I'm glad my silly pun wasn't entirely lost amongst all of the musings over dangly bits.

However, it's been interesting to see what people say. Even if I don't have a real-life surgery-considering friend to pass people's thoughts on to.

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

shame though.. I thought u had gone all rude..

Oh I like "rude", Dave; but I usually save it for certain people and certain times .

Rude has its place.

Of course it's an offer, you daft mare. Hurry up and take it before I offer it to MBK... you know I have a thing for blonde coppers and she'd snap me up (or in two, depending on mood).

I've always been told by girl mates that girth is far better than length to a degree...

Originally Posted by Cazza

I'm glad my silly pun wasn't entirely lost amongst all of the musings over dangly bits.

Fairplay to you, young lady.


Btw, love the nursey outfit in the avatar - I bought my eldest daughter one similar to that when she was a kid but she never wore it

[Treacle]

I have a tiny penis and I have a t-shirt to prove it.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

young lady.

Oooh, you smoothie.

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Btw, love the nursey outfit in the avatar - I bought my eldest daughter one similar to that when she was a kid but she never wore it

Oh, what a waste. I loved that outfit.

Back to the trouser snakes... I remember being surprised to be told that men never ever ever look over at each other in urinals to compare credentials. Really? Even if you won't get seen? Go on boys, admit you sneak a peek!

I'm pretty sure plenty of girls have a quick glance at other jubblies in changing rooms etc. (sorry - am I in the wrong thread now?).

Originally Posted by Treacle

I have a tiny penis and I have a t-shirt to prove it.

And we still love you and think you're cooool.

Originally Posted by Cazza

Oooh, you smoothie.



Oh, what a waste. I loved that outfit.

Back to the trouser snakes... I remember being surprised to be told that men never ever ever look over at each other in urinals to compare credentials. Really? Even if you won't get seen? Go on boys, admit you sneak a peek!

I shower at race meetings in large communal ones, so everything is on show anyway. There's no sneaking a peek, it's out there for all to see.

As someone else has pointed out, there are showers and growers. The only time you'll see what a bloke really has to offer is when he's aroused, and fortunately for me and the guys I go racing with, that never happens in the male shower block at Snetterton or Brands Hatch.

In all honesty, if you were a bloke and interested in what your neighbour had to offer, rather than take a peek at the urinal you're better off discussing that sort of thing with the ladies he knows because they're the ones who see the true erect sizes of all the blokes they know intimately.

Originally Posted by Cazza

I remember being surprised to be told that men never ever ever look over at each other in urinals to compare credentials. Really? Even if you won't get seen? Go on boys, admit you sneak a peek!

Erm, why would we?

Nothing good that way lies. If you were to look and get caught - he'd assume you were ghey. And just say you looked and there was something to put you to shame?

So, I say again, why would we?

But tell me - all girls go to the toilet together - WHAT DO YOU DO???????