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Old 21-02-11, 04:35 PM   #61
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Old 21-02-11, 04:55 PM   #62
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That man has skilllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



enjoyed the part where he try'd to weld his pet dog!
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Old 21-02-11, 05:38 PM   #63
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Right were's are abuse thread on that thread
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Old 21-02-11, 06:17 PM   #64
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Old 21-02-11, 06:22 PM   #65
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Is that guy real?!?!?! I think the number plate suites quite well
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Old 21-02-11, 06:57 PM   #66
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That guy's quality, recon he could make me an underseat zaust?
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Old 21-02-11, 08:49 PM   #67
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kawa owner, what you expect
I would argue the case seen i now own one. But seen it's me with my mechanical past.... put the petrol in and go etc... :P i won't.
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Old 21-02-11, 10:38 PM   #68
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Ive seen this a while ago, dont know if it was posted on here or another forum i frequent.
That guy needs to go back to licking the moisture off windows, i swear some of it has to be a wind up.
To take pics of your really crap work as well, well i felt like blowing my own brains out when i first seen it, the world is no longer a normal place to live.
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Old 21-02-11, 11:06 PM   #69
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aaawww gawd, and then the next bloke to post says

"Added this to the knowledge base thanks skippi"

Knowledge base, what other gems might it contain?

And then Mr super brazer comes back and says my names not skippy it's skipII. arr ha ha!

Best thing I've seen all day. Thank you very much America.
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Old 21-02-11, 11:15 PM   #70
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What happened was sorta my fault but the embarrassing bit was done by the wonder legend which is Binky.

Went round his to change fork oil seals on grimey, or the other one I forget...after carefully measuring the air gap Binky stood up with the fork in his hand.

It was then that I noticed there was oil leaking out the bottom as I had forgotten to tighten up the damping rod bolt. I told Binky who then thought 'oh ****' and promptly turned the entire fork upside down, emptying the entire contents of the fork onto my toolbox.
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