The things they would never say! Part 2.

its ok, i'll sort the situation out myself on this one - gykd

let's see if this tazer does the same thing agai....... - scoobs

falc who? - tara

i'll be at the rideout - keithy "legend" d

Originally Posted by keithd

its ok, i'll sort the situation out myself on this one - gykd

Isnt it wonderful. He still gets mentioned!

"I'm not going to go on any more business trips abroad this year" Sudoxe

jimbo

falc who---?...that made me giggle..


whys this gone from general people and stars to forum members.

me sees it gettin personal and another scrap on the cards...



"I can say a sentence without you know in it you know " ! - DAVID BECKHAM

"Wayne Rooney's foot" - any UK tabloid newspaper during the last two months

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

"Any man giving a raucous and toxic display of flatulence in my immediate company,just makes me go weak at the knees." Any female.

Oi, I think farts are hilarious.

"HENMAN WINS WIMBLEDON!" Again any newspaper.

"I would have been just as happy if the grace and favour home was a back to back terrace." John Prescott.

"Last night we had the most glorious lobster cooked on the BBQ." Ed.

"Her indoors put the mockers on my dream move to Barca." Thierry Henry.

"It was always my intention to let the refereee know, that I had actually hit the ball with my hand." Maradona

Originally Posted by Ping

Oi, I think f*rts are hilarious.

but you're not just ANY female Ping...

[Balky001]

'my one big mistake was moving to Spain' - PH

'there's nothing better than listening to the soft call of the local bovine community on a hot summer night' - Northwind

'they should outlaw filtering and crack down on speeders'- BigApe

'I've just booked 2 weeks fly drive to Florida - can't wait to see Mickey - Go USA' - Akbar

'OK, I'll be honest, I copied it out of the Haynes manual' - Sid Squid

'If I'd known the nightly charge was £5k I could have saved myself £193M, Doh' Paul McCartney

[northwind]

Originally Posted by Balky001

'there's nothing better than listening to the soft call of the local bovine community on a hot summer night' - Northwind

Honestly... I tell people how to fix their bikes, do they call me Northwind the Bike Fixer? I spray my bike, do they call me Northwind the Bike Sprayer? But I dynamite one cow...