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11-07-06, 09:41 PM

Stalking you... I think I've already missed the boat, I cannot compete with Tasha's femine charms... PMSL!!!

This story is genius... I've not laughed so much in ages

11-07-06, 10:00 PM

But I am then faced with a dilemma, a restaurant offering the right amount of ambience yet with unobstructed access to the ladies! Not something I have ever had to prioritise when organising a date tbh?

How do you deal with your similar water works problem Tracy?

12-07-06, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

How do you deal with your similar water works problem Tracy?

Sorry, no water works problems here... m'pelvic floor muscles are in full working order ROFL!!!

12-07-06, 07:15 AM

So we still know no more then?

12-07-06, 07:59 AM

Well my Natasha,(ooh notice how I have borrowed one of Falc's little endearing phrases there?) had a rather solitary childhood which was largely caused by the lack of money in the home.

Her parents could not afford to clothe her properly and so playing out with other children was not an option. That was until the joyful day that the battered and torn straw hat flew off the head of the local Rag and Bone man's horse's head in a gust of wind. This just happened to coincide with Natasah's mother passing by.

The prize was captured and taken home to the 14 year old Natasha. She could still not go out to play with friends but could at least now peer from a window of the house now that she had a new hat to wear.

12-07-06, 08:04 AM

Actually it was my phrase you stole Peter It started with My mate Fizz

but carry on

12-07-06, 08:09 AM

My Tara I do apologise for that. Will you ever find your way to forgiving me??

12-07-06, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

My Tara I do apologise for that. Will you ever find your way to forgiving me??

of course

12-07-06, 08:19 AM

Natasha's head flinging twitch is almost unnoticeable after a little while,although it can catch you out when it occurs as she puts her mouth to a drink. I have never seen a Cherry B and Cider last so long.

*(Special note must be made at this point. This drink was chosen for Natasha as in my yoof this drink was cheekily known as "the leg opener". My reasons for purchasing it on this occasion were of course purely scientific)

Viney · 12-07-06, 08:27 AM

Come on get to the punchline

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11-07-06, 09:41 PM	#61
TVR_Tracy Guest Posts: n/a	Stalking you... I think I've already missed the boat, I cannot compete with Tasha's femine charms... PMSL!!! This story is genius... I've not laughed so much in ages

11-07-06, 10:00 PM	#62
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	But I am then faced with a dilemma, a restaurant offering the right amount of ambience yet with unobstructed access to the ladies! Not something I have ever had to prioritise when organising a date tbh? How do you deal with your similar water works problem Tracy?

12-07-06, 07:15 AM	#64
Marshall Guest Posts: n/a	So we still know no more then?

12-07-06, 07:59 AM	#65
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Well my Natasha,(ooh notice how I have borrowed one of Falc's little endearing phrases there?) had a rather solitary childhood which was largely caused by the lack of money in the home. Her parents could not afford to clothe her properly and so playing out with other children was not an option. That was until the joyful day that the battered and torn straw hat flew off the head of the local Rag and Bone man's horse's head in a gust of wind. This just happened to coincide with Natasah's mother passing by. The prize was captured and taken home to the 14 year old Natasha. She could still not go out to play with friends but could at least now peer from a window of the house now that she had a new hat to wear.

12-07-06, 08:04 AM	#66
Tara Guest Posts: n/a	Actually it was my phrase you stole Peter It started with My mate Fizz but carry on

12-07-06, 08:09 AM	#67
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	My Tara I do apologise for that. Will you ever find your way to forgiving me??

12-07-06, 08:19 AM	#69
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	Natasha's head flinging twitch is almost unnoticeable after a little while,although it can catch you out when it occurs as she puts her mouth to a drink. I have never seen a Cherry B and Cider last so long. *(Special note must be made at this point. This drink was chosen for Natasha as in my yoof this drink was cheekily known as "the leg opener". My reasons for purchasing it on this occasion were of course purely scientific)

12-07-06, 08:27 AM	#70
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Come on get to the punchline