laser eye surgery - now incl sharks!

Originally Posted by K

Ooooh, does that mean it'll go faster?

Very much faster, show it was a increase of 0.3 mph average.

So what was that ment to be?

It was a cunningly disguised propoganda poster including vital information on how to counter the use of Elephants in warfare.
Elephants = Mouse Control 2 - MC v2.0 is new software that enables the remote directional control and detonation of MiceMines.

I wasn't going to market it for a few weeks to allow for the Elephant buildup to continue... but now the cat is out of the bag (though CombatCats are a totally different project you understand) I may as well release it.

No doubt MC v2.1 will be available on the internet by the end of next week.

Oi K leave the combat cats alone, my patent is just about to go in,

Have been feeding them radioactive cat food and they're trashing the Neighbours garderns with small nuculear explosions, wont be long before the cat haters of catford get their come uppance

That's OK - my research has led me down a differnent route - I only use the freshest young kittens, graded for cuteness and tutored by Antonio Banderas...

... then rigged to self destruct.

Can I put you down for half a dozen?

Originally Posted by K

That's OK - my research has led me down a differnent route - I only use the freshest young kittens, graded for cuteness and tutored by Antonio Banderas...

... then rigged to self destruct.

Can I put you down for half a dozen?

Dont Know whether they'd last a fart from the nucular deterrant cats but will have to come and and vet them next time i come up to see Paws