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Old 16-06-07, 02:08 PM   #701
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Before that he owned a pub on Cathedral Road in Cardiff called "The Halfway Inn"....... but experience has allowed him to move upwards from there.
Is that where he played his first gig? heard he went down well
 
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It's where he first used his catchphrase "All right at the back?"
 
Old 16-06-07, 02:19 PM   #704
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Why has Michael Barrymore not got any ashtrays? Because he puts his fags out in the pool Alledgedly
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Old 16-06-07, 05:26 PM   #706
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This thread seems to be heading to the gutter now...
 
Old 16-06-07, 07:13 PM   #707
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post that on the cats eh? thread
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post that on the cats eh? thread
Ah but it was that thread that inspired me to lift the tone in here with this. So i'm now stuck in a quandry... no, a paradox inside a quandry of where to post what.

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i know how to lift everyone up (every pun intended )

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