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10-01-12, 08:09 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Saw a packet of Anthony Worral Thompson branded sausages in a shop. The packaging said "Pr1ck with a fork". Harsh, but fair...
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11-01-12, 07:06 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was tucked under Anthony Worral Thompson's jacket
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11-01-12, 12:19 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Thought I saw a loaf of bread with anthony warral thompson's name on it yesterday in tesco..
Then I realised it actually said 'Thick Cut'.
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11-01-12, 03:30 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Stolen off Facebook.
"Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend...what's in your bag?" 'Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and 3 bottles of Cava and a bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over'
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All- this is so good.
Anthony Worral Thompson - The Lambshank Redemption 
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11-01-12, 10:13 PM
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hahahaha
breathe Haahhahahahaha
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11-01-12, 10:33 PM
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mmmmmmm nigella
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