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Old 21-11-08, 03:58 PM   #71
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No Sexy time Plowsie?
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Old 21-11-08, 03:59 PM   #72
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Of course.

EDIT: actually no, she'll be playing that fricking game all night now! Damn you thread starter for that game.
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Old 21-11-08, 04:00 PM   #73
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dooo do do do ...do do... do do "sexy time"

Might entertain some of that if the oppertuniuty arrises.... (oh dear lord.... arises.... I nearly said comes my way a minute ago, see now I gon said it any way)

Sorry about the epidemic, but the prescription isnt too expensive..
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Old 21-11-08, 04:00 PM   #74
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sod off you, i knows what creams are for. Lovely on crumble
Bloke goes to the doctor...

Patient
Doc, I have a mince pie stuck up my bum

Doc
Lets have a look, oh, so you do......
Not to worry........
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wait for it...
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wait for it...
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I've got cream for that!!!!



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Old 21-11-08, 04:05 PM   #75
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Bloke goes to the doctor...

Patient
Doc, I have a mince pie stuck up my bum

Doc
Lets have a look, oh, so you do......
Not to worry........
............
............
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............
wait for it...
............
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wait for it...
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wait for it...


I've got cream for that!!!!



thank you very much, I'm here all week

keep up with jokes like that and you wont be.....
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Old 21-11-08, 04:05 PM   #76
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Bloke goes to the doctor...

Patient
Doc, I have a mince pie stuck up my bum

Doc
Lets have a look, oh, so you do......
Not to worry........
............
............
............
............
wait for it...
............
............
wait for it...
............
............
wait for it...


I've got cream for that!!!!



thank you very much, I'm here all week
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Old 21-11-08, 04:07 PM   #77
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keep up with jokes like that and you wont be.....

hehe!!!!
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Old 21-11-08, 04:08 PM   #78
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is he the drummer used by Queen in "we will rock you" ?
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is he the drummer used by Queen in "we will rock you" ?

thats what i was thinking!!!
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is he the drummer used by Queen in "we will rock you" ?
lol hadn't noticed, but yes....it works very well
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