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Old 04-01-10, 08:41 PM   #71
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But tell me - all girls go to the toilet together - WHAT DO YOU DO???????
They cluster round taking the p1ss out of us blokes wondering why they go to the loo together.
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Old 04-01-10, 09:14 PM   #72
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iv got 12 inches but dont use it as a rule...


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Old 04-01-10, 09:38 PM   #73
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How did I miss this thread .....

Interesting spin on the male Jubblies thought, love it.

From an honest female perspective I have to say unless its really small or really big then size doesn't make alot of difference. I would admit though that it has only been with a bigger one that I can have OOOOOOOOooooooo moments through penetration

I love the gauntlet thrown down to have a thread about lady gardens pass a U rating in more than 3 posts. I am up for that challenge ........ thread to follow.
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Old 05-01-10, 12:09 AM   #74
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I've always been told by girl mates that girth is far better than length to a degree...
only a slapper / or lady of the night would say that... so she could feel it.



It's nothing to do with the size or girth... It's the shape and where it can reach...!

am I right girls ?
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Old 05-01-10, 12:22 AM   #75
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I know a guy who was born with out a penis, which is a pretty cruel turn of fate. Although rare, such disorders are fixable, but only with extensive surgery. He just wants to write his name in the snow! You boys just like to mark territory it seems.
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Old 05-01-10, 09:25 AM   #76
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He just wants to write his name in the snow!
That got me divorced....


































Ok it was her sisters hand writing mind.
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Old 05-01-10, 10:35 AM   #77
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Never look at another mans Johnson in the loo, that just a no, no.
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Old 05-01-10, 11:02 AM   #78
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never eat yellow snow...
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Old 05-01-10, 11:06 AM   #79
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Maybe there should be a poll (wink, wink) into who is happy with their Johnson.
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Old 05-01-10, 04:50 PM   #80
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Ok it was her sisters hand writing mind.
Ah at last he's back with the quality! Well done mate.

A very close female friend of mine once commented after a sexual encounter with a guy for the first time "how can i dump him without telling him its cos his willy is too thin? Its long enough but really thin. Ewwww"

So size matters to a degree, dont let the girls lie that it dont.
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