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Old 14-06-06, 11:45 AM   #71
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"Gushing on an internet forum about your love life? How uncouth." Tara

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"You'd never see me with a stash of porn mags." Hally.

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Old 14-06-06, 12:04 PM   #72
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'I'm going to sell my raptor and get another SV' Me
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Old 14-06-06, 12:14 PM   #73
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Honestly... I tell people how to fix their bikes, do they call me Northwind the Bike Fixer? I spray my bike, do they call me Northwind the Bike Sprayer? But I dynamite one cow...
You blew one up! I didn't know that Well they will be a bit noisey now you've been nobbling them (spelling checked!)
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Old 14-06-06, 12:17 PM   #74
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Old 14-06-06, 04:17 PM   #75
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"Sinne Fianna Fáil
A tá fé gheall ag Éirinn,
buion dár slua
Thar toinn do ráinig chugainn,
Fé mhóid bheith saor."
UlsterSV.
Now that's funny. (Sorry Ulster).
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Is it wrong I'm proud I don't understand what that says??


"26 + 6 = 32"

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Old 14-06-06, 04:25 PM   #76
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"What else apart from Paul's lovely mind would have attracted me to him?" Heather.

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"I had no option but to flout the rules in such an obvious manner." Schumey.

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Old 14-06-06, 04:26 PM   #77
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"We've found the WMDs!!"

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Old 14-06-06, 04:30 PM   #78
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"26 + 6 = 32" - philipMac.


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Old 14-06-06, 04:37 PM   #79
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"Yeah the red, white and blue really go well together."

Another phil classic.

And before you think I'm picking on you Mr Mac, I'm not! I'm only pulling your leg :P
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Old 14-06-06, 04:37 PM   #80
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"That midget team mate of mine really gets up my nose." Nicky Hayden.

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