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Old 18-04-08, 10:43 AM   #81
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more self inflicted sex
I'm off to the Falklands on Tuesday... So I'm in the same sort of boat
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Old 18-04-08, 10:45 AM   #82
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I'm off to the Falklands on Tuesday... So I'm in the same sort of boat
Now that has put a really nasty picture in my head.
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Old 18-04-08, 10:47 AM   #83
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Old 18-04-08, 10:56 AM   #84
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I'm off to the Falklands on Tuesday... So I'm in the same sort of boat
Or you could jusy "P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin" :P
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Old 18-04-08, 07:23 PM   #85
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Or you could jusy "P-P-P-Pick up a Penguin" :P
Get there fast though, you don't want to be left with an ugly one :P

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Old 18-04-08, 07:37 PM   #86
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been married for 15yrs. i love women. typical conversation in the evening with my beloved.
me;- pass me a can from the fridge before it starts.
her;- there you are my dear.
me;- pass me a can from the fridge before it starts love.
her;- there you go.
me;- pass me a can before it starts love.
her;- HOW MANY MORE DO YOU WANT. THIS WILL BE THE THIRD ONE. I'M NOT SPENDING THE EVENING WITH A DRUNK.
me.;-forget it, its started.
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Old 18-04-08, 08:09 PM   #87
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Personally I adore women,(when they are asleep!) however,rather sadly my prevailing complaint does not see me able to meet any physical demands they might have of me. The expression trying to play pool with a length of rope comes to mind?

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Old 19-04-08, 11:26 AM   #88
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Every holes a goal
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Old 19-04-08, 11:36 AM   #89
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Old 19-04-08, 11:46 AM   #90
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Every holes a goal
Much like the bedbug....

see a previous post http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.p...ug#post1445166
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