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Old 12-02-06, 11:11 AM   #81
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Well at times it does appear that you are making a right mammary of things young Mark. But I think the Rovers faithful will bare with you especially as you conduct yourself so well and are much more of a gentleman now than in your playing days with those Champagne Charlie's from Manchester.

Although he does a good job for the team that flaxen haired urchin Mr.Savage needs to controlled and if he isn't busy kicking lumps out of people the other team members do not seem to be interested.

Maybe invest in a dvd or two,those that I can recommend are:

"Not only am I ugly but I am a dirty Barsteward" featuring Tommy Smith.

"Just Tripping away" by Ron Harris.

Then perhaps consider a bonding camp at perhaps your nearest Butlins seaside resort. not quite Marbella but the players will get the jist of it.

Mark can you explain to me why football staff all seem to have their initials on their training kit? Is this because they have now progressed from the days when their boots used to be marked "left and right"? Evolution is a wonderfully thing isn't it?


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Old 12-02-06, 06:34 PM   #82
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Mark can you explain to me why football staff all seem to have their initials on their training kit? Is this because they have now progressed from the days when their boots used to be marked "left and right"? Evolution is a wonderfully thing isn't it?


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Doctor Peter. I would have thought being a medical man that you would know all about infection control. We started putting initials on kit here at Ewood Park when it was discovered that our captain was entertaining "ladies" at a certain hotel. We only discovered this when a young lady who just happens to be the daughter of one of your forum members checked him into the hotel.

Consequently all our players refused to wear kit that may have been worn by our captain as they were sure thier wives would not believe the "I must have caught it from Gary Flightcroft's jock strap" excuse.



Thank you for the advice regarding clogging. I doubt that there is little we need to learn for Tommy Smith that I can't teach my boys

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