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Old 16-11-06, 09:39 AM   #81
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I tried blowing on a flute but no sound came out.
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Old 16-11-06, 10:01 AM   #82
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er ... I let it slide before as it didn't matter and the story was still was funny/cringe worthy, but you do realise that a 'flute' is actually a euphemism for the male genitalia, not the female (I could probably reel off 10 euphemisms for that right now (but won't )??

With this in mind, would you like to amened your statement us Warthog??
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Old 16-11-06, 10:39 AM   #83
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The French refer to the 'flute' as 'le clarinet' as in 'Faire aime vous jouer ma clarinette bageuse'.

Oh the joy of being a cunning linguist ... :P
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Old 16-11-06, 11:11 AM   #84
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Oh the joy of being a cunning linguist ... :P
Are you sure you don't mean cunnilinctus
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Old 16-11-06, 11:18 AM   #85
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Oh the joy of being a cunning linguist ... :P
Are you sure you don't mean cunnilinctus
It was a fanny-fart not a fanny-cough
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Old 16-11-06, 05:41 PM   #86
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& peeps were moaning about the kitty link
Yeah, well, who posted it???


Was it you??









'Nuff said
no it was not me...best you check things first

first[/color]BTW Verna, that was absolute class. My son was trying to ask me something but I was laughing so much I couldn't answer him!!

Before you start getting all "huffy" Hovi5, could I just point out a few things?

Assuming that English is your first language, and living in Wales that could be a point of debate for months to come, I think it only fair to point out that the little squiggly things after a word eg "?" indicate that someone, in this case me, was asking a question.

Secondly, seeing as you frequently post huge inanities on this forum you really should expect a bit of flak for some every now and then. (Even if you yourself didn't write them)
Remember, less is more.
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