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Old 18-06-08, 10:24 PM   #1
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Default If I were to run for Mayor ...

Ok, so anyone that has ever read a few of my posts/responses, will see that I have a very 'out of the box' view of the world and humanity ... I'd like to think that my opinion is actually (in most cases) still logically sound ... (i.e. when I am not extracting the urine, it makes sense) and vary rarely can anyone actually effectively counter-argue it ...

So, do you think what I have to say/argue has merit??? ... if I was to run for Mayor/prime minister would you vote for me?

To be honest, I'd like to change the world ... and change it drastically ... lets face it, I'll never have the 'power' to do so, but I am interested/intrigued ... if I were to be in a position of power, would anyone actually support me?

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Old 18-06-08, 10:28 PM   #2
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"My first campaign promise is to force local tyre workshops to repair all tyres using screws..."

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Old 18-06-08, 10:37 PM   #3
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"My first campaign promise is to force local tyre workshops to repair all tyres using screws..."

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Old 18-06-08, 10:39 PM   #4
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I think I might campaign against you just to get all your no voters.
 
Old 18-06-08, 10:42 PM   #5
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I think I might campaign against you just to get all your no voters.
Dude, seriously .... look at your avatar ... only 'the monster raving loony party' supporters would listen to what you have to say!!
 
Old 18-06-08, 11:16 PM   #6
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Default Re: If I were to run for Mayor ...

Blue, people usually vote for people that have the closest policies to their views or who come across as likeable.

Now as you say, many of your opinions are untraditional, and not being to argue against something doesn't mean you'll vote for it, you want people to argue in favour of it. So that leaves how likeable you appear to the general public.

Get a good campaign manager and spin doctor and I'm positive you would be voted Mayor
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Old 19-06-08, 06:39 AM   #7
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Mayor of Legoland maybe..
 
Old 19-06-08, 09:53 AM   #8
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Meh! Why not! What's the worst that could happen?
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So, do you think what I have to say/argue has merit??? ... if I was to run for Mayor/prime minister would you vote for me?

To be honest, I'd like to change the world ... and change it drastically ... lets face it, I'll never have the 'power' to do so, but I am interested/intrigued ... if I were to be in a position of power, would anyone actually support me?
So what are you views? I would hate to think I was going to vote for someone who has, lets say a little moustache, a stern look and predilection for brown uniforms and funny marching!

So here are some questions for you.

1, In an economy driven society, how do you pay for all of the services that people need?

2, Where do you stand on the issue of Chav Scum who lay on the couch all day, smoking fags and robbing old ladies of their pensions?

3, Would you like some Toast?

4, What penalties will you you introduce for clowns?

I have more should you wish to chat...
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So what are you views? I would hate to think I was going to vote for someone who has, lets say a little moustache, a stern look and predilection for brown uniforms and funny marching!

So here are some questions for you.

1, In an economy driven society, how do you pay for all of the services that people need?

2, Where do you stand on the issue of Chav Scum who lay on the couch all day, smoking fags and robbing old ladies of their pensions?

3, Would you like some Toast?

4, What penalties will you you introduce for clowns?

I have more should you wish to chat...
Sod all that, you'll be glad to know, public displays of lesbianism will be greatly encouraged under my power ...
 
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