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11-02-08, 09:20 AM
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And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
......Me.
Took the bike out for a spin yesterday, taking advantage of the good weather. Went for a blast to my parents and had a cup of tea then made my way off. Gave a wave to their neighbour as he was pulling out of his drive behind me to go for a spin also.  Minutes later I am flicking around some bends and opening her up on the straights, just generally enjoying life.  Closely followed was my parents neighbour seeing if he can keep up.  Then I approach a junction and slow down and ......oh wait whats that noise.........Oh **** I just remembered I forgot to screw my baffle in from my Fuel can.  Look behind me and its the neighbour and I pray the baffle missed him cos he's only decided to take out his 360 Modena for a drive.  Luckily he wasn't anywhere near. So most of yesterday afternoon was spent walking several miles down this road to retrieve it. Never did find it. 
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11-02-08, 09:38 AM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
I bet he whooooped your ass!
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11-02-08, 09:40 AM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
Sorry officer, it fell out, honest!
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11-02-08, 09:48 AM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
I once had a race with a Ferrari spider down the local bypass and tbh up to 120mph I kept with him then we came to another round about and I out braked him.... also cornered faster
 Guess that was me pushing more? He pulled up and waved me in. He said "fast car no?" In some European accent, I answered "Not Bad mate". Wonder if he realised he was racing a bike worth ?4 brand new  .
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11-02-08, 10:04 AM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
Must have been a day of lost baffles - one of mine dropped out yesterday after I hit a pot hole... noise was a dead give-away. Was easy to find though - a few metres in front of the pothole...
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11-02-08, 11:45 AM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
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11-02-08, 11:57 AM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
i think i come 2nd to dandare i broke the zip on mt leathers and got stuck in them for 10 minutes tryin to get them off
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11-02-08, 12:05 PM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
errr why was the baffle in anyhow young man??? its gods way of saying its meant to be!! LOL
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11-02-08, 01:24 PM
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11-02-08, 01:29 PM
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Re: And the award for Top Plonker goes to....
The lady at Fuel laughed, apparently its been a weekend of flying baffles.
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