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Old 27-07-12, 05:27 PM   #1
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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/10-Joke-Fa...item43b1608902

Thinking of getting fake scratch cards what ar winners . But some people might have a heart attack for nothing
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Old 27-07-12, 05:38 PM   #2
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Not to mention being force-fed the ticket and having the plastic envelope as an impromptu suppository when people figure out you did it.
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Old 27-07-12, 05:41 PM   #3
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Not to mention being force-fed the ticket and having the plastic envelope as an impromptu suppository when people figure out you did it.
Its all about seeing it in the window when they poo it .
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Old 27-07-12, 05:51 PM   #4
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Personally, I would laugh it off, tell you what a great joke it was, then drive off and never associate with you ever again.
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Old 27-07-12, 05:53 PM   #5
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i wouldn't realise, i'd just screw it up and bin it like the rest
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Old 27-07-12, 05:54 PM   #6
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Personally, I would laugh it off, tell you what a great joke it was, then drive off and never associate with you ever again.
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Old 28-07-12, 11:18 AM   #7
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I was thinking of getting this, Parking my car illegally in a convenient spot and putting the ticket on my screen. Hopefully the parking nazi will think his parking nazi brother has already gave me a ticket and not bother writing out another one.
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Old 28-07-12, 01:00 PM   #8
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I was thinking of getting this, Parking my car illegally in a convenient spot and putting the ticket on my screen. Hopefully the parking nazi will think his parking nazi brother has already gave me a ticket and not bother writing out another one.
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Old 28-07-12, 01:17 PM   #9
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I was thinking of getting this, Parking my car illegally in a convenient spot and putting the ticket on my screen. Hopefully the parking nazi will think his parking nazi brother has already gave me a ticket and not bother writing out another one.
If this works you're a genius...
and very sneaky.
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Old 28-07-12, 02:21 PM   #10
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Haha best idea ever
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