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Old 09-06-06, 06:22 PM   #1
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Default Man kills woman with his sausage!

What an eye opener and of course I am aware of the U cert of the forum!

Just go read this:

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...527719,00.html


















You mucky,mucky minded people! Hands up who thought the subject was to be an entirely different type of sausage?
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Old 09-06-06, 06:28 PM   #2
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I don't want to see any pics of your bockwurst on this site thank you.
Never heard it called that before.
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Old 09-06-06, 06:32 PM   #3
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A little different from hiding the salami I guess? :P
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Old 09-06-06, 06:36 PM   #4
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I'm saving the savaloy.
Don't know what i'll do with the banger though.
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Old 09-06-06, 08:46 PM   #5
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I shoudn't laugh,but I can't help it!

Thats one way to go I suppose.........unique I'd say!
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Old 09-06-06, 08:53 PM   #6
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I shoudn't laugh,but I can't help it!

Thats one way to go I suppose.........unique I'd say!
I've always thought that if I had to choose the way I die, I would choose somthing that, when informing someone of my demise, the cause of death would be so silly, that it would be impossible for them to keep a straight face.

killed by a sausage isn't half bad
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Old 09-06-06, 10:13 PM   #7
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oh dear
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Old 09-06-06, 10:24 PM   #8
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Poor woman, obviously no natural gag reflex.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:34 AM   #9
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Man kills woman... funny. History doesn't change much. :P

(no, I haven't looked at the link yet)
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Old 10-06-06, 03:04 AM   #10
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Here's a picture of the murder weapon ready for action


And no laughing at the back!!! Even if it does look like a fella's appendage
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