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Old 14-06-09, 07:43 AM   #1
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I sat down last night with my wife and daughter, to eat a really nice chinese meal. We were talking about what we had done that day. It was my turn, and as i picked up my sweet and sour chicken ball, it reminded me of the pain i had suffered that day. I went for a ride out with two other org members, we were getting a bit of a chip on and approached a hump back bridge. I slowed down a bit, but not quite enough, the bike took to the air and when landing i squashed my privates on the tank, ooohhh, the pain! I was not quite right for a couple of miles. It,s strange how we all laugh so much at other peoples bad experiences. My daughter was taking a mouthfull of fried rice and i was sprayed with it.
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Old 14-06-09, 09:07 AM   #2
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This is so very true. My wife finds nothing funnier then seeing me in pain, be it banging my toe on the stairs (which bloody well hurt) or slicing my thumb open last year - all she could do was stand there in fits of laughter.
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Old 14-06-09, 09:34 AM   #3
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Ah, yes, that kind of tankslapper. I had that kind of tankslapper in my accideent.

it really hurt the day after the day after the day it happened
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Old 14-06-09, 09:42 AM   #4
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Ah, yes, that kind of tankslapper. I had that kind of tankslapper in my accideent.

it really hurt the day after the day after the day it happened
It's not a proper type B tankslapper unless you have a black coinpurse...

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Old 14-06-09, 06:43 PM   #5
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Odd, very odd.. i had chicken balls yesterday too!.. but i didn't bang my nuts on my tank xD
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