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05-09-07, 12:13 PM | #1 |
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The difference between our needs.
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynaecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organiser 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined! 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments regularly 46. Love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. Not stress her out 50. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: Never to forget: * Birthdays * Anniversaries * Arrangements she makes Not rocket science eh? HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked
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05-09-07, 12:17 PM | #2 |
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Re: The difference between our needs.
I refer you to the comedy club sticky where this post should list should reside.
It's funny, even though it has been done several times before. |
05-09-07, 12:17 PM | #3 |
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Re: The difference between our needs.
Was funny the 43rd time i saw it, and still is
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05-09-07, 01:05 PM | #4 |
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