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Old 18-10-11, 06:15 PM   #1781
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Cows are cooler than goats.
No way are cows cooler than goats. These three had real personalities.

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Old 18-10-11, 07:00 PM   #1782
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That's not a three goats, it's the first step towards a chimera.

Next step, graft on the lion's head, then stop it trying to eat the goat heads!!
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Old 15-11-11, 04:33 PM   #1783
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A VIDEO of the female brain during org@sm proves it is far too complicated to be bothered with.

The animated scan showed more than three areas of the brain were involved at different times, leading millions of men to shake their heads and say 'nah'.

Researchers found that the org@sm starts in the frontal cortex before moving on to the nucleus accumbens and then reaching its peak in the hypothalmus, by which point a normal man should have finished and be well on his way to the lavatory.

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "I completely lost track of it half way through. It was like watching a David Lynch film.

"How are we supposed to remember 'nucleus accumbens' never mind asking if her oxytocin has reached its optimum level?"

Stephen Malley, from Guildford, said: "Not that I care in the slightest, but if a woman really wants to have an org@sm with me then it'll have to be a proper, old fashioned one with none of your fancy brain parts that are just there for show."

Bill McKay, from Hatfield said: "I thought they had them in their vag1nas? The same way that I have mine in my pen1s.

"If it can all be kept in the vag1na area then I can probably cope with that, but if bits of it are going to be happening in her brain then I'm going to get all confused.

"And then eventually I'll just give up and go and watch television.

"As usual."

(as reported in thedailymash.co.uk)
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Old 07-12-11, 08:55 PM   #1784
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This day in 1941 - Pearl Harbor.
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Old 07-12-11, 08:57 PM   #1785
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I didn't start it - honest!
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Old 12-12-11, 04:37 PM   #1787
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At midnight we celebrate the 10th anniversary of the birth of a dear friend - the Euro.
'tis a pity the poor little thing will not live to see its 11th birthday.
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Old 02-01-12, 11:37 PM   #1790
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No way are cows cooler than goats. These three had real personalities.

Since when has poor grooming meant that you're cool? You'll be saying Chabal is cool next!
Besides, a moo is cool, a pathetic, weak bleating - hardly worth the effort really.
And we've not go to talking about their pooh yet - you can't make a frisbee out of goat pooh can you? I rest my case...

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