AR09 'Quotable Quotes'

Originally Posted by gruntygiggles

I remember that Dave.....but the best was reminding you of the night before.

To set the scene as no-one else was there, Viper kindly walked me to the toilets and while going through the gap in the trees, we were passed by Davepreston.

Viper, "Nice Crutch"

DP, " Uh, Thanks"

It was classic. Apparently Viper couldn't think of anything to say.....hmmmm!

yes one of the few times someone has stumped me for a reponce poor lad bearly spoke to me afterward

[dizzyblonde]

at seeing Davenumbers trying out Paulsghey1000 and me riding Suzy up the field on Saturday morning

'hey Dizz, fancy a joust'!!

holding a pair of crutches in the air

i thought that was a great idea

[dizzyblonde]

lolz, it would have ended in tears! but would have been a great photo

[chris8886]

Originally Posted by Alpinestarhero

ok, really nice one from chris numbers at 4am when i was on my way to the loo

"its the alpinestars, matt, i really love youuuu"

thanks buddy

no worries mate. i remember seeing you both, but have no recolection of saying anything! but i stand by what i apparently said and must add that i love maria too, i'm a little ashamed i didn't say it at the time

as for quotes, i can't remember any specifically, but a few of the stories that dave preston came out with were quality ie. the one about practical jokes.

Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"

MrsT to Widepants on Sunday evening, "you're a c_ck" (after the third dodgy comment from the skinny britched one)


MrsT to me after Saturday's rideout "is that the furthest you've taken me over?"

Phil 24_7 to me "we need more wood"
Me to Phil 24_7 "speak for yourself"

Sorry Kate -

I don't think he heard me tbh.

Originally Posted by MrsT

Rich T on sunday night to Spidey- "use the fluffer!"

i'd forgotten that one.

Hovis to numerous people - "shut up you sl*g"

Originally Posted by Wideboy

but you didn't see me front flipping on the trampoline muhahaha!!!


but it dont half forkin hurt now

i did - it was cr@p


Wideboy (looks over to Hovis standing next to him and spots beer in hand) - "Hovis - are you drinking my beer?!"
Hovis "err" thinks for a second and then shrugs "yeah!" and wanders off