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Old 19-07-22, 08:07 AM   #1
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Default Today's forecast

Brian Bilston
Today’s Climate Forecast

And onto today’s climate forecast,
where we can expect to see a prolonged spell of inaction,
interspersed with patches of hazy promises
across many areas.

Over Westminster and other centres of government,
a build-up of hot air will cause inactivity
to soar to record levels over the coming days,
in spite of the high pressure.

Elsewhere, a front of chronic misinformation
will sweep in from the east,
bringing with it a band of climate change deniers
and the chance of scattered falsehoods,

while powerful gusts of idiocy and ignorance
look set to blow across social media.
Outbreaks of ‘We just got on with it in 1976’
and ‘It’s called the British summer, mate’ are likely.

In summary: unsettling.
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Old 19-07-22, 08:17 AM   #2
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It'll be fine when Margaret Cheeselady becomes PM. Using her smooth, sophisticated speech delivery and her indepth knowledge of cheese and pork markets, better ̶p̶i̶c̶n̶i̶c̶s times are ahead.
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