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30-10-06, 01:32 PM | #1 |
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New automatic music player.
Ideal for the high demands of the modern biker. A brand new and novel music player is available for anyone to use, and best of all it's free. Yes that's right FREE, send no money now. It's great you can fast forward, rewind, repeat, skip and shuffle. It can play any type of music and will make any current music players redundant. Music downloads are so efficient you don't even need the Internet and you don't need to buy the files. Yes that's right all music downloads are free for this music player and it's completely legal, in every country. Remember to send no money whatsoever. One of the great features of this music player is that it has the ultimate interactive user interface. Without pressing any buttons you can access all the music controls making it ideal for people in changing environments. Your brain is the music player (as if you hadn't guessed it already) Your brain is the best music player out there, downloads are as easy as "easy listening" music, just listen to the track and their you have it. You can then play it back by just thinking about it. In shuffle mode when the current track ends, just think of another track. Or if the situation demands it just stop thinking about music.
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30-10-06, 01:33 PM | #2 |
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30-10-06, 01:44 PM | #3 |
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Announcment
To all users of Your Brain music player a bug in the application has now been identified. Customer feedback from male operators has helped us identify a flaw in the original operator source code that causes the player to stop every six seconds and momentarily presents inappropriate material to the user. A similar bug has also been found by female operators however this operates at a much higher frequency and present the user with random information usually relating to shoes, but it has been known to include handbags and kitchens.
Important: This is not a flaw in the Your Brain music player itself, but is instead a feature with the underlying components on which the Your Brain music player runs. However we have investigated the concern but as yet no know fix has been found. |
30-10-06, 01:47 PM | #4 |
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Brilliant Thor, thanks for that link. I hadn't seen it before, obviously somebody with a similar sense of humour as mine.
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