Funny - SV650.org

12-02-08, 06:27 PM

After my spannering session last week, Dad sent me this!!

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an SV when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."

Well I thought it was funny!

12-02-08, 06:40 PM

Heard it before but funny non the less.

Spiderman · 12-02-08, 07:55 PM

it was humerus...geddit?

chris8886 · 12-02-08, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiderman

it was humerus...geddit?

Spiderman · 13-02-08, 01:19 PM

well at least someone got it

13-02-08, 01:23 PM

i do believe this should be in the joke thread

Spiderman · 13-02-08, 01:26 PM

shhhh. Its nicely hidden away in our Soho section so noone but us need to know about it.

Stu · 13-02-08, 02:59 PM

Outsider... Burn him

chris8886 · 13-02-08, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

Outsider... Burn him

PSML!!

15-02-08, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by chris8886

PSML!!

PMSL at your PSML

12-02-08, 06:27 PM	#1
Jester666 Guest Posts: n/a	Funny After my spannering session last week, Dad sent me this!! A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of an SV when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running." Well I thought it was funny!

12-02-08, 06:40 PM	#2
Stig Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Funny Heard it before but funny non the less.

12-02-08, 07:55 PM	#3
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: Funny it was humerus...geddit? __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

13-02-08, 01:19 PM	#5
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: Funny well at least someone got it __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

13-02-08, 01:23 PM	#6
hovis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Funny i do believe this should be in the joke thread

13-02-08, 01:26 PM	#7
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	Re: Funny shhhh. Its nicely hidden away in our Soho section so noone but us need to know about it. __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

13-02-08, 02:59 PM	#8
Stu Trinity Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Guildford Posts: 8,027	Re: Funny Outsider... Burn him

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