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Old 08-11-08, 03:14 PM   #1
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Default How do you get a woman to fancy you?

So how is it done?
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Old 08-11-08, 03:17 PM   #2
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A Borat thong and high heels, and practice your mincing.
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Old 08-11-08, 03:18 PM   #3
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IMO, you don't. They either like you for the person you are, or they don't.

If you're trying to pull though, the advice of a friend a long time ago has worked wonders in the past.

"If you can't see the wood for the trees, get out of the forest."
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Old 08-11-08, 03:20 PM   #4
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get her drunk.
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Old 08-11-08, 03:24 PM   #5
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go out with a loud mate and be the quiet one
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Old 08-11-08, 03:26 PM   #6
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Hummm ... there is some real quality advice/answers coming here . . . . . .. . . .

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Old 08-11-08, 03:27 PM   #7
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you either have it my friend or you dont

one of my mates was a virgin till he was 34, he's not ugly, quite intelligent and witty but women were just not attracted to him.

its all about getting out and meeting as many as you can...
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Old 08-11-08, 03:35 PM   #8
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you either have it my friend or you dont

one of my mates was a virgin till he was 34, he's not ugly, quite intelligent and witty but women were just not attracted to him.

its all about getting out and meeting as many as you can...
Prolly a lot of truth in that ... but if it is a 'you got it or you don't' ... how is increasing the numbers gonna help/make any difference?!!?

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Old 08-11-08, 03:41 PM   #9
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Ignore them.

Generally don't act interested.

Then hit them with a french stick and ask them out. Works everytime.
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Old 08-11-08, 03:44 PM   #10
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Prolly a lot of truth in that ... but if it is a 'you got it or you don't' ... how is increasing the numbers gonna help/make any difference?!!?
More chance of finding one who's properly pi$$ed
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