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04-12-08, 03:31 PM
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bestest childish insult thread
I just thought up - bum cake head
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04-12-08, 04:03 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
beaver nose
dodo face badger breath anything with an animal and a body part generally goes well I find! |
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04-12-08, 04:05 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
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04-12-08, 04:13 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
"I fart in your general direction" always goes down well, followed by "poo fart willy bum smell pants" or "You are the biggest piece of perambulating horsesh1t this side of Ascot"
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04-12-08, 04:14 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
or the good old
SHUT IT YOU SLAAAAAAAAAG |
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04-12-08, 04:15 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
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Im Indoors calls me fartknocker in an affectionalte manner
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04-12-08, 04:17 PM
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04-12-08, 04:29 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
My favourite is to just call them exactly what they've called me i.e.:
Them...You smelly poo bum hug Me.....You're a smelly poo bum hug Them...that's a stupidly sized screwdriver you are using on your bike Me.....You're a stupidly sized screwdriver Im using on my bike Makes no sense and infurates when it needs to but tickles people all other times 
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04-12-08, 04:38 PM
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04-12-08, 04:44 PM
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Re: bestest childish insult thread
I used to chase my kids round the house with the damp tea-towel whip when they started dishing out childish insults to me. They soon forget about doing it for a while.
My favourite was one my Daniel came out with when he was about 4 or 5, god knows where he heard it - "you're ugly and your mum dresses you funny" |
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