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Old 07-04-09, 11:27 AM   #1
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There seems to be some sort of epic following for this guy! With many "truths" posted about him, which is your favorite?

Apparently, Chuck Norris does not get frost bite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Old 07-04-09, 11:30 AM   #2
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Chuck Norris is old dude,

It's all about Obama now:

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Old 07-04-09, 11:37 AM   #3
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however I would like to point out that I am a Norris....so be afraid.....
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Old 07-04-09, 11:47 AM   #4
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Chuck Norris is old dude,

It's all about Obama now:

I take your Obama and raise you one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face!!!1!!!!one!!!!!

Obama is pretty good though

So, Chuck Norris and Barack Obama walk into a bar.

The bar was instantly destroyed, since there is nothing that can contain that level of awesomeness
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however I would like to point out that I am a Norris....so be afraid.....
Chick Norris?

See what i did there
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Old 07-04-09, 11:50 AM   #6
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.
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Old 07-04-09, 11:53 AM   #7
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Old 07-04-09, 11:56 AM   #8
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chuck norris is GHAY
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Old 07-04-09, 12:17 PM   #10
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