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Old 09-07-09, 07:23 PM   #1
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Default Death by chocolate

Chocolate is bad for you it seems





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Old 09-07-09, 08:10 PM   #2
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You can have too much of a good thing.
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Old 09-07-09, 08:29 PM   #3
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I bet one of them Damned Umpalumpa* pushed him in. Vicious little swine they are.

*ahhh, you knew some one would make that joke...
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Old 09-07-09, 08:31 PM   #4
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But what a way to go !
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Old 09-07-09, 08:49 PM   #5
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I agree with the woozlemeister
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Old 09-07-09, 09:03 PM   #6
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Old 09-07-09, 11:11 PM   #7
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just hope they dont make kinder surprises...
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Old 09-07-09, 11:18 PM   #8
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reminds me of the old joke of the fella who fell in a similar vat in a curry factory. He didnt die but he was in a korma for a while.
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Old 09-07-09, 11:20 PM   #9
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do you think they cleaned out the vat afterwards or just pulled him out and thought "no one will know" and continued?
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Old 10-07-09, 07:10 AM   #10
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It is like the guy that fell in the fermentation tank at John Smiths so called brewery. First time in living memory that there had been any body in the beer.
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