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Old 02-09-09, 06:44 PM   #1
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Default Fell off my bike

No sympathy required. Just posted for your amusement.

Was turning right at the traffic lights and I must have touched the front brake. Tyre's a bit bald, and in the rain it instantly washed outfrom underme. Thankfully the bike didn't do any damage to the car that it slid almost under. Few cuts to me on my elbow & knee.
Not much damage to my bike, just the chain came off front and back sprockets Pretty sure it didn't break my clutch push rod though....






...because I was on my bicycle.
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Old 02-09-09, 06:48 PM   #2
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Oh noes... Did you call an emergency Chav to laugh at you? It is the law that if you fall off your push bike in bad weather, a chav with a half smoked cheap fag must laugh at you.

Hope that you are OK Stu, although the bike sounds like it needs some love!
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Old 02-09-09, 06:58 PM   #3
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How can you tell if it's a cheap fag when it is being smoked?
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Old 02-09-09, 06:59 PM   #4
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Sorry to hear that and glad you`re not badly hurt. Incidentally I had a really weird dream about you last night!!!
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How can you tell if it's a cheap fag when it is being smoked?
amazing eyesight

Badluck stu, good think it twernt the bike
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Old 02-09-09, 07:04 PM   #6
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numpty - but at least you were a slow numpty
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Old 02-09-09, 07:21 PM   #9
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Old 02-09-09, 07:28 PM   #10
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