numberplate slogans (again!) - SV650.org

Paul the 6th · 12-02-10, 01:18 PM

This time with a bit of a difference. We've all seen the usual "My other ride is your mum" or "bye bye GTi" etc.. but I like to think my sense of humour is slightly more sophisticated than referencing people's mothers or trying to be outrageous for the sake of it.. also, when stopped by the police for being a little bit silly, the last thing you want is a plate which gives them an excuse to throw the book at you.

So I'm looking for some properly alternative slogans to go on my new plate. "I'm actually quite shy & insecure" is my current favorite... the rest are all a bit crap.. any idea's please?

oh and if you wanna list all the usual "f*** you gatso, see you in court" provocative ones, maybe you could start another thread cos there's hundreds of them... thank you

p.s. that isn't my real reg number either

I'd pay good money to have ARS in there

ethariel · 12-02-10, 01:27 PM

'If you can read this you are to F*****G Close' was my prefered one, as i still have a snow shovel on the new bike, there is no point at all thinking of an 'astheticaly smaller plate' till that (if ever) gets rectified.

12-02-10, 01:28 PM

Are illegal

12-02-10, 01:29 PM

"not good enough to be from the carlsberg school"

"on day release"

Viney · 12-02-10, 01:30 PM

As i have said many many times before, i have Evening Officer.

the_lone_wolf · 12-02-10, 01:32 PM

Some I've considered for the ADV:

"Goes where you think your GS will"

"KTM: Kick 'Til Morning"

"AA Vans: Follow this vehicle"

Also considering getting some clear stickers with black text made up to put on the mirrors with the slogan:

"Objects is mirrors are losing"

Paul the 6th · 12-02-10, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

Are illegal

I'm dangerous like that dicky

I also ride with one baffle in just to confuse the law... I'm a maverick

Paul the 6th · 12-02-10, 01:36 PM

by the way it's a standard sized plate with full sized legal letters

its just the slogan I'm looking for

Biker Biggles · 12-02-10, 02:03 PM

I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters.

Paul the 6th · 12-02-10, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters.

really gonna struggle to fit that on my plate biggles

12-02-10, 01:18 PM	#1
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	numberplate slogans (again!) This time with a bit of a difference. We've all seen the usual "My other ride is your mum" or "bye bye GTi" etc.. but I like to think my sense of humour is slightly more sophisticated than referencing people's mothers or trying to be outrageous for the sake of it.. also, when stopped by the police for being a little bit silly, the last thing you want is a plate which gives them an excuse to throw the book at you. So I'm looking for some properly alternative slogans to go on my new plate. "I'm actually quite shy & insecure" is my current favorite... the rest are all a bit crap.. any idea's please? oh and if you wanna list all the usual "f*** you gatso, see you in court" provocative ones, maybe you could start another thread cos there's hundreds of them... thank you p.s. that isn't my real reg number either I'd pay good money to have ARS in there __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

12-02-10, 01:27 PM	#2
ethariel Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: London (for my sins) Posts: 806	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) 'If you can read this you are to F*****G Close' was my prefered one, as i still have a snow shovel on the new bike, there is no point at all thinking of an 'astheticaly smaller plate' till that (if ever) gets rectified.

12-02-10, 01:28 PM	#3
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) Are illegal

12-02-10, 01:29 PM	#4
lily Guest Posts: n/a	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) "not good enough to be from the carlsberg school" "on day release"

12-02-10, 01:30 PM	#5
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) As i have said many many times before, i have Evening Officer.

12-02-10, 01:32 PM	#6
the_lone_wolf Captain Awesome Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hamble Posts: 4,266	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) Some I've considered for the ADV: "Goes where you think your GS will" "KTM: Kick 'Til Morning" "AA Vans: Follow this vehicle" Also considering getting some clear stickers with black text made up to put on the mirrors with the slogan: "Objects is mirrors are losing" __________________ Official "Dumbass of the Year" 2011 (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Deal with it... Last edited by the_lone_wolf; 12-02-10 at 01:33 PM.

12-02-10, 01:36 PM	#8
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) by the way it's a standard sized plate with full sized legal letters its just the slogan I'm looking for __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

12-02-10, 02:03 PM	#9
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Re: numberplate slogans (again!) I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters. __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

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