SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 09-08-10, 07:06 PM   #1
Bedhead
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Steven Seagal......Lawman?

Seen a trailer for this on telly, now he may be sworn in as a real sheriff, but assuming the cases go to court, would it not be a pretty good bet that the lawyers could get the case dismissed for the defendant not being able to get a fair trial seeing as the telly cameras are all over it and that the guy might be intimidated by the "image" of the arresting officer?

Of course the whole thing just could be one massive set up for yank telly!
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 07:09 PM   #2
barwel1992
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

why would you be intimidated by a old fat man that cant act ? lol

and wouldn't surprise me if it was a set up for yanktv
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 07:44 PM   #3
Specialone
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

Its been shown ages ago, ive seen a few of them, actually he comes across pretty well imo.
He'd still kick your ass even though he's gettint on a bit now.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 07:51 PM   #4
barwel1992
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

Quote:
Originally Posted by specialone View Post
He'd still kick your ass even though he's gettint on a bit now.
if he could catch me lol have you seen him run in his films
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 07:53 PM   #5
Specialone
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

Quote:
Originally Posted by barwel1992 View Post
if he could catch me lol have you seen him run in his films
He isnt known for his sprinting
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 08:42 PM   #6
Bedhead
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

I remember reading somewhere, that out of all the current/former "action stars", Seagal and Dolph Whatshisname are the genuine hard men, Van Damme is handy enough and Stallone and Arnie are just posing at it.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 10:15 PM   #7
barwel1992
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

id class jet li and jacki chan as harder men than segal
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 10:22 PM   #8
Fade
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

Quote:
Originally Posted by barwel1992 View Post
id class jet li and jacki chan as harder men than segal
Jacki Chan is a bit of a con, it's all quite staged and takes millions of takes, Jet Li on the other hand really is a fookin ninja
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 10:22 PM   #9
barwel1992
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

but i bet he can still fight
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-10, 10:22 PM   #10
dizzyblonde
Da Cake Boss
Mega Poster
 
dizzyblonde's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: On a flying Horse
Posts: 9,992
Default Re: Steven Seagal......Lawman?

Segal isn't a pseudo kick yer ass bloke. Hes as real as Jet Li or Jackie Chan.

Although he'd get annihilated by either in a kick ass comp, all three would die under one swoop from Chuck Norris though

BTW Fade, did you know that Jackie Chan was an understudy for Bruce Lee, I'd hardly call him a bit of a con
__________________
Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus!

Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12
dizzyblonde is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Ripping the p*ss outta Steven Gerrard. quikstu Idle Banter 9 08-02-06 03:23 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 09:50 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.