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Old 25-09-11, 11:31 AM   #1
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Old 25-09-11, 11:53 AM   #2
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You see, generosity can be rewarded, had he bought her an A-Z and a pencil, things would have gone differently!

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Old 25-09-11, 12:46 PM   #3
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At least he hasnt lost his sense of humour
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Old 25-09-11, 02:44 PM   #4
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That's actually quite funny
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Old 25-09-11, 03:59 PM   #5
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520,000 hits

At least the guy twigged its went viral
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I don't think he's happy with his, (ex?), wife.

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He seems none too keen on Nigel either!
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Old 25-09-11, 07:51 PM   #7
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He seems none too keen on Nigel either!
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Old 25-09-11, 08:51 PM   #8
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He should have given his missus a bit more more fun and then she wouldn't have made plans for Nigel
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Old 25-09-11, 09:27 PM   #9
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He should have given his missus a bit more more fun and then she wouldn't have made plans for Nigel
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If she was moving, that version might be alright but she isn't. So where's the proper XTC version?
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Old 25-09-11, 10:50 PM   #10
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Haha that is the greatest description ever
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