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Old 31-03-12, 10:03 PM   #1
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Default Ideas for best man presents please.

I'm having three of the buggers and I have no idea what to get them for special presents that they'll keep, hopefully, for ever.

Ideas please.
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Old 31-03-12, 10:05 PM   #2
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Engraved hip flasks.
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Old 31-03-12, 10:08 PM   #3
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That seems a bit of a copout and two of them don't drink any sort of real booze that I know of.
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Old 31-03-12, 10:08 PM   #4
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or Tankards, lighters

What age you talking?
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Technic lego... There is no man in the world who can resist it's charms!
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My bar swap and custom suspension

Buy my latest novel and help fund my addiction to strippers and Lego.
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Old 31-03-12, 10:12 PM   #6
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Get them all matching tattoos
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Old 31-03-12, 10:16 PM   #7
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What about those rather dirty Crossbow calendars?
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Old 31-03-12, 10:28 PM   #8
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or Tankards, lighters

What age you talking?
Tankards! Good stinking.

None of them smoke.

32, 33 and 36. One of them is our very own Bear from here but he doesn't come on here any more. I think I have him sorted anyway.
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Old 31-03-12, 10:34 PM   #9
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bridesmaids
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Old 31-03-12, 10:39 PM   #10
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That joke's already been done Dave but they're all well below legal age.
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