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Old 16-07-12, 12:43 PM   #1
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Default And another thing...

... those stupid things that really get on your xxxxxx.

You buy a packet of salted nuts, and bu99er me it says "may contain nuts."

Or why is there only one monopolies commission?

Why do you have to pay to get into see the Open Championship?

Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets, life jackets and parachutes?

I need a holiday!!
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Old 16-07-12, 03:20 PM   #2
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Co-mingling recyclables. Grrr.
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Old 16-07-12, 03:36 PM   #3
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go for it Bri... let it all out
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Old 16-07-12, 04:40 PM   #4
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... those stupid things that really get on your xxxxxx.

Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets, life jackets and parachutes?

I need a holiday!!
'cos they didn't have landing wheels?

Oh, and have a good holiday.
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Old 16-07-12, 04:42 PM   #5
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"warning contents may be hot" on every take-away coffee cup.
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Old 16-07-12, 05:03 PM   #6
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Putting permanent road signs up saying 'expect delays' rather than sorting it out
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Old 16-07-12, 05:14 PM   #7
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And how come we managed to put a man on the Moon before we worked out it would be a good idea to put wheels on a suitcase?

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Old 16-07-12, 05:16 PM   #8
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And how come we managed to put a man on the Moon before we worked out it would be a good idea to put wheels on a suitcase?

yes ermm but now all the bell boys are unemployed
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Old 16-07-12, 05:19 PM   #9
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why do they say dead slow.. if you're dead you wouldnt be moving.
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Old 16-07-12, 05:21 PM   #10
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Just been to a&e for an x-ray after my little spill. On the back of my appointment card for the fracture clinic, theres an advert for a solicitors specialising in compensation claims, no win no fee pi$$ed me right off
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