Zen in 10 easy steps... - SV650.org

Paul the 6th · 03-07-13, 08:31 AM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just feck off and leave me alone.

2. No one is listening until you fart.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

5. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have the fecker's shoes.

6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

7. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

8. Don't worry; its only kinky the first time.

9. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

10. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our bums... then things just get worse.

maviczap · 03-07-13, 08:50 AM

lol thats improved my morning

03-07-13, 08:53 AM

GENIUS.
that is all

andrewsmith · 03-07-13, 12:37 PM

Cheers thats give me a giggle

03-07-13, 08:31 AM	#1
Paul the 6th Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 4,790	Zen in 10 easy steps... 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just feck off and leave me alone. 2. No one is listening until you fart. 3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 4. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 5. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have the fecker's shoes. 6. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 7. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 8. Don't worry; its only kinky the first time. 9. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 10. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our bums... then things just get worse. __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012 - You were awesome Cbf600, sv650, sv1000, gsxr 750 srad, KTM adventure 950, gsxr 750 k1, gsxr 750 srad, fazer 1000, zx9r ninja..

03-07-13, 08:50 AM	#2
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: Zen in 10 easy steps... lol thats improved my morning __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

03-07-13, 08:53 AM	#3
granty92 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Zen in 10 easy steps... GENIUS. that is all

03-07-13, 12:37 PM	#4
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: Zen in 10 easy steps... Cheers thats give me a giggle __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

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