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20-01-06, 03:39 PM
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Sorry it gets worse!!!!!!
A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right," "Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor. "They make a HONDA sound" The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?" "Well I also have a terrible boil on my ****," replies the man The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately," "Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man "It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda." 
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20-01-06, 03:41 PM
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ADMIN!!!!
Banning order required over here.......NOW! |
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20-01-06, 03:43 PM
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20-01-06, 03:50 PM
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Thank you........I'm here all week!
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20-01-06, 03:53 PM
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Dan...If all else fails stick with an old standard!
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20-01-06, 04:10 PM
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Here's one....
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. *kerm boom tish* |
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20-01-06, 04:29 PM
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20-01-06, 04:32 PM
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So this seal walks into a club
*kerm boom tish* |
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20-01-06, 07:54 PM
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[quote="Cronos"]
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. quote] Oh MY FC*KING god... That is TERRIBLE, but I fell of my chair laughing
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20-01-06, 10:39 PM
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I think someones jealous with all these 'honda jokes'.
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