Are we getting staid?

On svrider.com, they currently have threads on "I nearly shot a burglar last night" and "My constitutional rights have been violated".

We have "I've got two bags of tile grout going spare" and "Oooh I'm working late and am off home with a pizza and a can of Carling".

Come ON!! Couldn't SOMEONE just break into GCHQ for the sake of a good thread? I myself would go off and "do" Menwith Hill and Catterick Camp, but it's a bit wet at the moment and I've got a touch of earwax which is making my nose run.......

Err......if that tile grout is going spare......

Pah! There was a bloke on here last week thinking about....I tell you THINKING ABOUT ....derestricting his SV *


*of course anyone who does so illegally is indeed a **** and I am just using this example for entertainment purposes

But isnt this what makes us 'English' (including the Scots, Welsh and other minorities.

I do like advrider.com. As well as being a fantasic motorcylce site recent threads have included 'Whats the best adventure handgun' and Whats the best adventure humidor'

I nearly bought a ski mask today just incase I ever need it

I wrote a letter today to Shepway council about my council tax.

It printed in blue, do you think they'll laugh at me?

I went out for a carton of milk, and was gone for an hour / 40 miles and got soaking wet.

[timwilky]

Well I am supposed to be working to replace the time I spent riding in the glorious dry but cold weather we had this week. Typically British as I got to the weather in the first sentence. Oh just noticed second as well.

I suppose we honourable gentlemen of the north, could invade the smog ridden south (Yes I have watched too many old films) for a game of shin kicking. What does it take to spice up SV.org. A calender of our lady members posing artisticly? or should we persuade Mr Henry to organise a warm up ride out to blow the dust and damp off prior to the start of the british biking season on Friday 30th June. By the end on the following monday 3rd July we will all be complaining of exhaustion, sore rear ends (Southeners only there I think, we in the north are far too manly to complain of a sore bottom) and worn out chains, tyres etc.

Still if things were to get really staid, we would have to resort to threads about darts.

Whadaya mean. GetYerKneeDown lives a life of risk and adventure. He was controlling a turf war there last I heard.

At this point I reckon he puts plastic sheets in his bed just so he can clean up the mess from all the severed horse heads that get left there more easily.

Originally Posted by philipMac

Whadaya mean. GetYerKneeDown lives a life of risk

Staid, not laid.

Originally Posted by El Boccadillo

Staid, not laid.

Alright then... Northwind got reefed doing six times the speed limit there.

(Thirty mph to be exact. I am suprised his face didnt fall apart at that speed.)

And thats not even mentioning the auxilliary services offered here. Our very own Dr Phil in the shape of Mr Peter Henry, Agony Uncle MVP. Top notch advice there.

Originally Posted by philipMac

At this point I reckon he puts plastic sheets in his bed just so he can clean up the mess from all the severed horse heads that get left there more easily.

I don't think the mess is from severed Horses heads