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Old 17-02-06, 10:01 AM   #1
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Default Paul McCartney...

Paul McCartney bought his wie heather a plane for Christmas - he got her a ladyshaver for her other leg!!
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Old 17-02-06, 10:02 AM   #2
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Ah, the old ones are the best
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Old 17-02-06, 10:12 AM   #4
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Almost as good as:-



Whats got three legs and lives in Scotland?

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.








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Old 17-02-06, 10:38 AM   #5
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What did you call a dog with wings??

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Old 17-02-06, 11:07 AM   #6
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Oi, come on...thats not fair



Paul: Kids, i have some bad news and some good news
Kids: Ok dad, whats the bad news
Paul: Your mum has just died
Kids (Crying): Dad thats sad, whats the good news
Paul: We've got steak for dinner.


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