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Supervox · 14-03-06, 01:03 PM

At New York's Kennedy International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value.

They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "X" and "Y ", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

14-03-06, 01:13 PM

Nice!

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14-03-06, 01:16 PM

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TSM · 14-03-06, 01:33 PM

I thought this was a question about Windows Management Instrumentation

anna · 14-03-06, 01:49 PM

14-03-06, 04:57 PM

funny supervox

14-03-06, 06:56 PM

Quality

14-03-06, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSM

I thought this was a question about Windows Management Instrumentation

Me too

21QUEST · 14-03-06, 09:41 PM

Brilliant

Cheers
Ben

14-03-06, 01:03 PM	#1
Supervox No more Mr Nice Guy Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Saaafffend, innit !! Posts: 1,365	WMI ?? At New York's Kennedy International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator. Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "X" and "Y ", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "there are 3 sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes". __________________ Never argue with an idiot - he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience

14-03-06, 01:33 PM	#5
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14-03-06, 04:57 PM	#7
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