Make-up and Beer (joke......ish)

After our last child was born, my wife told me we
had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big
drinker, maybe
a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from
grocery
shopping the receipt included £45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "f *k off, that's what the beer was for!"

[Stingo]

*holds sides tightly*

Scoobs that one hit the bell at the top of the titter ometer mate! :P :P

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Scoobs

After our last child was born, my wife told me we
had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big
drinker, maybe
a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from
grocery
shopping the receipt included £45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "f *k off, that's what the beer was for!"

But your not that ugly scoobs