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Old 23-03-06, 11:08 AM   #1
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Default Make-up and Beer (joke......ish)

After our last child was born, my wife told me we
had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big
drinker, maybe
a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from
grocery
shopping the receipt included £45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "f *k off, that's what the beer was for!"
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Old 23-03-06, 11:11 AM   #2
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Old 23-03-06, 11:15 AM   #3
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Scoobs that one hit the bell at the top of the titter ometer mate! :P :P
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Old 23-03-06, 11:18 AM   #4
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Default Re: Make-up and Beer (joke......ish)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scoobs
After our last child was born, my wife told me we
had to cut
back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big
drinker, maybe
a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from
grocery
shopping the receipt included £45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "f *k off, that's what the beer was for!"
But your not that ugly scoobs
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