getting own back on neds (chavs)

this happened about 6 weeks ago but ive only just got over it. thought it would give a few of you a wee giggle.

was in local supermarket on my own about 730 at night. place was deserted except a group of 5 neds, 2 boys in shell suits tucked into socks and baseball caps and 3 girls, jeans and cropped tops flashing spare tyres Mr Michellin would be proud of.

they started following me around the shop trying to intimidate me. was starting to work. girls would come up aisle towards me as boys walked behind no one getting out of my road. and then one of the boys (aged about 1 walked past and grabbed my bum, ran off shouting woohoo nice ****. I was shocked but as he had run off just thought id forget about it and carry on shopping. noticed security guard and manager hovering around behind them.

then they came back again following me again. I leaned into chiller to get something and he did it again. I swung my arm round (as taught at kickboxing) and managed to smash his nose all over his face. his pals ran off and he took a step towards me before bursting into tears and running off.

police arrived having been called earlier by manager and asked if I wanted to press charges. said no I was so embarrassed. left my shopping behind and ran out of shop.

had slight bruising on my knuckles the next day and my kick boxing teacher is so proud of me.

maybe he will think twice about harrassing some old dear in the shop again

Class!!!! would love to punch one of those little SOB's!!!!!

I don't believe it for one minute! You mean you let a 18 year old who was feeling your bum get away!

Originally Posted by Cronos

I don't believe it for one minute! You mean you let a 18 year old who was feeling your bum get away!

oh ha ha. i tried to knock him unconscious but obviously didnt punch him hard enough cheeky git

Nice one Hazel... Making young men cry again eh

Solid work there. Keep them guessing.

I was on a bus somewhere around Brighton, trying to catch a flight on the way home from spending the last 4 months by myself in the Andes. There were a few of these yokes legging it around the place acting the bollix, and stopping the bus all the time, opening emergancy doors and things.
Then they started pushing into me and I cracked, picked one of them up, and threw him up the stairs. I have a couple of photos of me from when I came back from that trip... suffice to say I had a slightly rough look about me. There was no more messing about from that point on.

And I still missed the plane.

You can never beat the unexpected,humbling experience of getting your come uppence. Well done to you Hazel as that kind of reaction really does take "cojones".

Good job well done. Do you have a picture of said behind so we can see what all the fuss was about?

Originally Posted by Diveboy

Good job well done. Do you have a picture of said behind so we can see what all the fuss was about?

oooer mr

I think Diveboy meant to put these at the end of his post:

:P