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Old 12-05-06, 04:15 PM   #1
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Default Friday fun - Joke

Not the best, and probably really old, but here goes...



A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father pondered for a while, then answered, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds.
Also, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds?"The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his sister and said, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The girl replied, "Oh gosh! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity.

The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potential and realistic?" The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million pounds, but realistically we're living with two slappers."

The father replied, "That's my boy."
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Old 12-05-06, 04:18 PM   #2
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Old 12-05-06, 04:18 PM   #3
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It's a classic. I love it.
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Old 12-05-06, 04:19 PM   #4
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still gets me
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Old 12-05-06, 10:01 PM   #5
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Funny
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Old 12-05-06, 10:59 PM   #6
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Is old, but still made me chuckle
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Old 13-05-06, 08:05 AM   #7
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