Joke

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Apologies if it's been posted before !!

An American tourist in London decides to skip his organised tour & explore the city on his own.

He wanders around checking out the sights soaking up the atmosphere & occasionally stopping at the odd pub to sample the delights of British beer.

After a while he finds himself in a very upmarket neighbourhood - big, stately residences, no pubs, no shops, no restaurants & worst of all no public toilets !!

As he really, really, REALLY needs to go after drinking all those beers he finds a narrow side street with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings & decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a policeman who says "I'm sorry sir, but you simply cannot do that here"

"I'm very sorry officer" replies the American "but I really, really , REALLY have to go & I just can't find a public toilet"

"Ah, right" says the policeman, "Just follow me sir, if you don't mind"

He leads him to another narrow street & into a delivery alley, walks a few yards & opens a gate, "In there" points the policeman "Pee away to your heart's content sir"

The American walks through the gate & finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statues, fountains & huge beds of of gorgeous flowers all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing he 'unburdens' himself & is greatly relieved

As he goes back through the gate he turns to the policeman and says "That was extremely decent of you. Is that what you call 'British Hospitaity' ?"

"No sir" the policeman replies "it's what we call the French Embassy" !!

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Its one of those "insert country we dont like here" types - very good!

I can see the French embassy from my window - it hasn't got a garden as far as I can tell

Not heard that, like it alot