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Old 19-05-06, 11:31 AM   #1
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Default Joke, with apologies.....

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.


"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"





His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"
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Old 19-05-06, 11:31 AM   #2
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Old 19-05-06, 11:32 AM   #3
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Hey Sharisso will be in soon to say he posted that the other day!!
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Old 19-05-06, 11:33 AM   #4
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Hey Sharisso will be in soon to say he posted that the other day!!
You called????
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Old 19-05-06, 11:33 AM   #5
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Hey Sharisso will be in soon to say he posted that the other day!!
I wasn't here the other day
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Old 19-05-06, 11:34 AM   #6
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Hey Sharisso will be in soon to say he posted that the other day!!
I wasn't here the other day
Search? :P
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Old 19-05-06, 11:35 AM   #7
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Hey Sharisso will be in soon to say he posted that the other day!!
I wasn't here the other day
Search? :P
Too easy.............too geeky...........doesn't help my post count
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Old 19-05-06, 12:03 PM   #8
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ...
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Old 19-05-06, 12:05 PM   #9
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ...
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Old 19-05-06, 12:07 PM   #10
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ...
Any more of that and I will have you up on charges, frankly you havent got a leg to stand on.
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