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Old 08-06-06, 08:20 PM   #1
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Today I had impure thoughts about a sexy Italian model with dark skin. She caught my gaze and I held it against her lush curves. Though I tried to avert my eyes, all the others around her were cheap and easy, I think her little seduction game is working on me.

I blame her really, she was flaunting her wares at me in the forecourt. Her name is Augusta Brutale. From what I've heard she's a bit of a go-er if you treat her right.

I have a picture of her, but you may prefer to look away. Tell me, will I fall into temptation?
















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Old 08-06-06, 08:34 PM   #2
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*whispered echoey voice somewhere off in the distance*

My son you are forgiven for this is a temptation that leads you closer to me than you would ever have achieved otherwise.
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Old 08-06-06, 08:45 PM   #3
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Bless me admin for I have sinned.


Today I had impure thoughts about a sexy Italian model with dark skin. She caught my gaze and I held it against her lush curves. Though I tried to avert my eyes, all the others around her were cheap and easy, I think her little seduction game is working on me.

I blame her really, she was flaunting her wares at me in the forecourt. Her name is Augusta Brutale. From what I've heard she's a bit of a go-er if you treat her right.

I have a picture of her, but you may prefer to look away. Tell me, will I fall into temptation?
Word of advice.... just dont hold it against her pipes after a hard ride.

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Old 08-06-06, 08:49 PM   #4
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Santa I've been a good boy bring me one.
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Old 08-06-06, 09:55 PM   #5
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Trellis frame - ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
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Old 08-06-06, 10:00 PM   #6
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Ed...trellis frame? Is there any other kind that really works?
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Old 08-06-06, 10:02 PM   #7
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I too have had impure thoughts only mine are of this very sexy italian lady

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Old 08-06-06, 10:07 PM   #8
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Me too - forgive me because I feel like sinning...
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Old 08-06-06, 10:08 PM   #9
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I'm being turned to the darkside of naked Italian erotica
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Old 08-06-06, 10:12 PM   #10
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My son... Exotic italian goods are even less sheep-proof than japanese workhorses.
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